Episodes

There's nothing more American than a florist who swears like a sailor and is damn proud of her misdemeanors, thank you.

It's a listener's challenge this week on Law Bite! Check out the lewd details of a recent infamous case and send us your opinion of how much this dirty bird plaintiff deserves ().

Sometimes the law business is really the tech business-- and sometimes the criminals make every bit of that business easy as pie.

Every time you think that Trump rally-goers have finally exceeded expectations, along comes the Buffalo Man, aka Q'anon Shaman. And his questionably stringent diet.

Law Bite brings you a special episode to help dispel two prominent rumors floating out there: 1) A capitol hill rioter tasered himself in the balls, and 2) Donald Trump is mentally stable.

Happy New Year! Here's to democracy surviving all the abuse we've inflicted on it in the last four years. May we sweep the political dust under the rug, never to be found again... until the next election cycle.

The holidays are a special time for everyone, criminals included. But don't you dare f--- with Santa.

It's nice to know that in times of need, our legislators and agencies are responding with groundbreaking new regulations-- to help make our time in the bathroom more pleasurable.

Question: What's more important than the US Military? Answer: Getting even with Twitter.   New: Find us on Podchaser!

Here's to all the judges, court staff, and lawyers that have to listen to nutjobs in the courtroom: just hang in there, it'll all be over after you retire.

The fraud lawsuits continue on-- but not for anyone who actually cares about facts. And what are facts, anyway, except a reflection of reality? And isn't reality irrelevant, your honor? I rest my ridiculous case.

When you're the only lawyer left (of many) on the case, the question you have to ask yourself is: where is the exit, and how fast can I get there?

It's a drug free-for-all in this years election. Given the circumstances, is anyone that surprised?

What do leopards, Wayne Newton's monkey, lawnmowers, and the election have in common? Answer: you get what you sign up for.

Hippies, rejoice? Measure 109 on the Oregon ballot proposes to make psilocybins, aka mushrooms, legal for manufacture and administration.

If you think that listening to politics these days is cruel and unusual punishment, just be glad you're not an inmate in the Oklahoma County jail. Or a dad of small children. Same thing.

The debate is off, folks, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy some classic moments in confrontational history. Join us as we celebrate bad behavior from judges, clients, and lawyers in open court.

The impossible has happened, and from a legal standpoint, it's only going to get more impossible-er. Join us on Law Bite as we discuss the bizarre mechanics of the 25th amendment, which involves the exchange of various power-grabbing love notes. Yeah,...

The way things are going these days, you can't call the sheriff to arrest the criminals; the sheriff is too busy robbing your house.

A Canadian man in a Tesla attempts to flee the cops in his Tesla Model S. While sleeping.

What's the easiest way to screw up an election? Just wait until the deadline passes, and then say, "oops."

Kanye West tries his best to fake his way as an independent. It does not go well.

Christian delivers a heartfelt (and scathing) rebuke of those who can't handle their AR15s... sent directly from his home in Seaside, Oregon, where he-- and so many others-- are a little tired of the idiocy.

It's a special week where we honor criminals of all kinds, especially those who admit they're guilty but would rather just skip the punishment part, if you don't mind.