Episodes

Sometimes when there's a fight over who's on whose side of the line, you just have to take matters into your own hands. With a saw.

Not everyone who wears a mask is a hero, but those who don't... probably aren't.

Mormon or not, you gotta love the idea of more people getting access to healthcare... even it's husband, husband, and wife.

Happy 4th of July! As we head out into world with a bunch of explosives and a lot of alcohol, we know that you all will exercise due caution and read all firework warnings. Sure you will.

Tensions are a little high right now, but that doesn't mean that we can't be civil. Eh, screw it. Go ahead and throw that egg.

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, and the protesters from the lowlifes. What's the difference? Maybe the better question is: who's asking?

We all miss sports... and maybe even political rallies, for that matter. But are either worth dying over?

Today we discuss the backwards-ing of America, all the way from when things seemed to be going so well until-- well, until today. Join us as we take our best guess as to how and why we got here, and why the justice system falters from the very beginning.

A foreign porn star faces manslaughter charges for an incident that surrounds a poison toad and a few good friends... eh, happens all the time.

When you a hand a kid a gun, there's a good chance that they'll shoot their own foot with it... and the President's latest executive order is proof.

When looking for specialized sex services, make sure that whoever you hire is licensed and bonded. Ok, maybe not bonded... but definitely make sure they bring a machete.

As if life wasn't weird enough, you had to bring life size dummies into it: join us as we take a brief look at how the restaurant industry is handling 'social distancing.'

It's frustrating being in the middle of a pandemic... so go ahead and express yourself with your middle finger. Plus, a word of advice: don't use your wife's phone to book an Uber to go visit your mistress.

C'mon, man: be cool. That's the motto as the state of Oregon (and maybe its beaches) began to open its doors to the masses...!

It's not legal, or even enforceable, but since the courts are all closed, I say let's give it a whirl. Best two out of three.

We're no doctors, but we're pretty sure that you shouldn't put clorox in a syringe and mainline it. We're also pretty sure that we should leave virus cures to doctors.

Does anyone care about their appearance anymore? Apparently not lawyers. And definitely not in Florida.

Anyone can just take money on behalf of someone else... but can you can get that money to the person for whom it was intended? In the SBA's case, the answer is "maybe."

Who wouldn't want to be drunk at a time like this? Just don't do it in your car... especially when you may or may not have coronavirus... and especially if you're not that bright.

Are unicorns important? Yes. But the world's kinda busy right now. So we'll sort out your unicorn fight after it's over...

In this bonus round, we answer a question that nobody asked us: how to throw your dad out of his own home.

Drastic measures go into place in Portland, OR in an effort to keep tenants in their homes. But will it work?

Jim Bakker, favorite TV evangelist, is back to sell us his snake oil coronavirus cure-- until he got shut down by the Missouri state attorney general.

Young and rich, yes, but out to save the world, too... it's Kim Kardashian, Attorney at Law (almost).