Episodes

When you a hand a kid a gun, there's a good chance that they'll shoot their own foot with it... and the President's latest executive order is proof.

When looking for specialized sex services, make sure that whoever you hire is licensed and bonded. Ok, maybe not bonded... but definitely make sure they bring a machete.

As if life wasn't weird enough, you had to bring life size dummies into it: join us as we take a brief look at how the restaurant industry is handling 'social distancing.'

It's frustrating being in the middle of a pandemic... so go ahead and express yourself with your middle finger. Plus, a word of advice: don't use your wife's phone to book an Uber to go visit your mistress.

C'mon, man: be cool. That's the motto as the state of Oregon (and maybe its beaches) began to open its doors to the masses...!

It's not legal, or even enforceable, but since the courts are all closed, I say let's give it a whirl. Best two out of three.

We're no doctors, but we're pretty sure that you shouldn't put clorox in a syringe and mainline it. We're also pretty sure that we should leave virus cures to doctors.

Does anyone care about their appearance anymore? Apparently not lawyers. And definitely not in Florida.

Anyone can just take money on behalf of someone else... but can you can get that money to the person for whom it was intended? In the SBA's case, the answer is "maybe."

Who wouldn't want to be drunk at a time like this? Just don't do it in your car... especially when you may or may not have coronavirus... and especially if you're not that bright.

Are unicorns important? Yes. But the world's kinda busy right now. So we'll sort out your unicorn fight after it's over...

In this bonus round, we answer a question that nobody asked us: how to throw your dad out of his own home.

Drastic measures go into place in Portland, OR in an effort to keep tenants in their homes. But will it work?

Jim Bakker, favorite TV evangelist, is back to sell us his snake oil coronavirus cure-- until he got shut down by the Missouri state attorney general.

Young and rich, yes, but out to save the world, too... it's Kim Kardashian, Attorney at Law (almost).

Insulation is itchy and gross, but in Utah you better keep your shirt on. Especially in front of your kids.

Dwarf- tossing may have its roots in drunk history, but Florida is having none of it.

It's all in the bag on this one. 'Nuff said.

You knew it was going to happen, but let's wrap it up for the masses- impeachment is over. Did it ever start?

A child molester and his wife sue for 9.5 million because the Mormon church reported it. Shame on them.

It's a rundown of all the Radio Bites you've been missing over the past few months, replete with bleeps, stupid criminals, and dumb laws that nobody likes. Enjoy the winter!

It's time to take a break from all of the madness, but not before Christian gets in one last jab at current affairs and pitches his new podcast, Dad Bite

Christian discusses the latest effort to ban bikini baristas in Everett, Washington. Join the legal analysis that isn't afraid to expose the naked truth, no matter how cold it is outside.