Episodes

Jan. 30, 2023

Ep. 154: Robot Lawyer

Legal AI might be the new robot lawyer-- but hey, I was looking for a new job, anyway.

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Jan. 23, 2023

Ep. 153: Terminated

There's nothing worse than being fired. Unless it's because you're "too sexy."

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Jan. 16, 2023

Ep. 152: Pure Energy

Today we ask the question that has baffled the mystics over the centuries: are energy drinks just liquid crack?

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Jan. 9, 2023

Ep.151: CocaineBearManBoyPig

Sometimes dudes are more like animals. Animals that do drugs.

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Nov. 28, 2022

Ep. 150: Walker, Vampire Ranger

C'mon take a holiday trip with us... through the wild west of Hershel Walker's mind. Note: Law Bite is taking a brief hiatus over the holidays, but not to worry, because we'll be back soon!

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Nov. 21, 2022

Ep. 149: Straight Up Soccer

All I can say is... the World Cup is gonna be a super fun party. As long as you're not going to the World Cup.

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Nov. 14, 2022

Ep. 148: Bad Chicken

Some crimes don't need to be crimes. And they certainly don't need to involve poultry.

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Oct. 31, 2022

Ep. 147: Bees, Please

Take the law into your own hands, and chances are... you're just gonna get stung.

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Oct. 24, 2022

Ep. 146: How to Tackle a Problem

Disclaimer: Law Bite does not condone violence-- unless it's funny and no one gets sued.

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Oct. 17, 2022

Ep. 145: Clown Going Down

If you a) find clowns disturbing and b) need to stay up all night, listen to this episode.

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Oct. 10, 2022

Ep. 144 You're going to Law School! (No You're Not).

It's time to get down to brass tacks about the strange vortex from which lawyers are born...

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Oct. 3, 2022

Ep. 143: Trouble in Paradise

Bikinis, Booze, and Bros: have fun everyone, and remember that we're not responsible.

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Sept. 25, 2022

Ep 142: Free Car

The next time you take a drive around town, don't be surprised to see a Kia locked to a bike rack.

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Sept. 12, 2022

Ep. 141: Donka Donk

We're not doctors, but we're gonna have to side with the donkeys on this one.

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Sept. 6, 2022

Ep. 140: Fuzzy Handcuffs (and other Legal Conundrums)

Our inquiring audience wants to know: where's the line between a dominatrix and the inside of a jail cell? The answer: fifty shades of the law.

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Aug. 21, 2022

Ep. 138: The Amateur's Cemetery Guide

Don't get us wrong-- we love zombies. But if you're considering homegrowing them, consider these useful tips.

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Aug. 14, 2022

Ep. 137: FDMV

If you hate the F-word more than you hate cancer, then the DMV is hiring...

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Aug. 7, 2022

Ep 136: Disney be Damned

It's an epic face-off between Disney, Joe Biden, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis... and Jesus?

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Aug. 1, 2022

Ep. 135: Burning for You

Sometimes love is intense. Hot and intense.

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July 24, 2022

Ep. 134: American Nude Warrior

First thing you should do when trying to assess a high risk situation involving a naked guy and a knife: try not to laugh, and then call somebody else to handle it.

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July 17, 2022

Ep. 133: Carpool Conundrum

If you're a cop in Texas, maybe sit this one out...

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July 4, 2022

Ep 132: Asleep at the Wheel

The moral of this story is: be careful what you feed your bus driver. Especially if they like candy.

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June 12, 2022

Ep. 131: Gender Bender 2-- Smoky Nuts

One thing that the 4th of July and gender reveal parties have in common: someone's liable to lose a finger. Or their cajones.

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