Episodes

Oct. 3, 2022

Ep. 143: Trouble in Paradise

Bikinis, Booze, and Bros: have fun everyone, and remember that we're not responsible.

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Sept. 25, 2022

Ep 142: Free Car

The next time you take a drive around town, don't be surprised to see a Kia locked to a bike rack.

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Sept. 12, 2022

Ep. 141: Donka Donk

We're not doctors, but we're gonna have to side with the donkeys on this one.

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Sept. 6, 2022

Ep. 140: Fuzzy Handcuffs (and other Legal Conundrums)

Our inquiring audience wants to know: where's the line between a dominatrix and the inside of a jail cell? The answer: fifty shad…

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Aug. 21, 2022

Ep. 138: The Amateur's Cemetery Guide

Don't get us wrong-- we love zombies. But if you're considering homegrowing them, consider these useful tips.

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Aug. 14, 2022

Ep. 137: FDMV

If you hate the F-word more than you hate cancer, then the DMV is hiring...

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Aug. 7, 2022

Ep 136: Disney be Damned

It's an epic face-off between Disney, Joe Biden, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis... and Jesus?

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Aug. 1, 2022

Ep. 135: Burning for You

Sometimes love is intense. Hot and intense.

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July 24, 2022

Ep. 134: American Nude Warrior

First thing you should do when trying to assess a high risk situation involving a naked guy and a knife: try not to laugh, and th…

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July 17, 2022

Ep. 133: Carpool Conundrum

If you're a cop in Texas, maybe sit this one out...

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July 4, 2022

Ep 132: Asleep at the Wheel

The moral of this story is: be careful what you feed your bus driver. Especially if they like candy.

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June 12, 2022

Ep. 131: Gender Bender 2-- Smoky Nuts

One thing that the 4th of July and gender reveal parties have in common: someone's liable to lose a finger. Or their cajones.

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June 5, 2022

Ep. 130: Dr. Do-Too-Much

Is it just me, or does that baby look just like his doctor?

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May 30, 2022

Ep. 129: Money for Nothin', Jail for Free

A fool and his money are soon... well, headed to the clink.

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May 23, 2022

Ep. 128: Bikes Gone Wild

We always knew bikers were badass, but we weren't necessarily thinking of the guys on Schwinns...

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May 15, 2022

Ep. 127: Cash for Kids

How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of toilets, divid…

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May 9, 2022

Ep. 126: Justice is Blind (and Naked)

Life hint: nobody wants to see their lawyer in their birthday suit. Not even the bartender.

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May 2, 2022

Ep. 125: Magic Matrimony

To everyone who is getting married this year, it's a good idea to make sure that it's still 'optional' to get hammered at your we…

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April 25, 2022

Ep. 124: Fake Fairy Fricassee

Things that belong in the courtroom: fairies, fighterjets, and freakin' fools.

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April 18, 2022

Ep. 123: Cart Shark

Keep your friends close, and your golf carts closer.

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April 10, 2022

Ep. 122: Sugar Daddy

Jury Excuse No. 625: I'm cheating on my husband, and it's exhausting.

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April 3, 2022

Ep. 121: Make Rice, Not Ice

Here in Oregon, we're not even sure what "drugs" are anymore.

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March 27, 2022

Ep 120 A Tase Too Far

Sometimes a routine traffic stop turns into something too bizarre for words, but not too bizarre to get sued over.

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