Episodes

May 15, 2022

Ep. 127: Cash for Kids

How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of toilets, divid…

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May 9, 2022

Ep. 126: Justice is Blind (and Naked)

Life hint: nobody wants to see their lawyer in their birthday suit. Not even the bartender.

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May 2, 2022

Ep. 125: Magic Matrimony

To everyone who is getting married this year, it's a good idea to make sure that it's still 'optional' to get hammered at your we…

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April 25, 2022

Ep. 124: Fake Fairy Fricassee

Things that belong in the courtroom: fairies, fighterjets, and freakin' fools.

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April 18, 2022

Ep. 123: Cart Shark

Keep your friends close, and your golf carts closer.

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April 10, 2022

Ep. 122: Sugar Daddy

Jury Excuse No. 625: I'm cheating on my husband, and it's exhausting.

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April 3, 2022

Ep. 121: Make Rice, Not Ice

Here in Oregon, we're not even sure what "drugs" are anymore.

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March 27, 2022

Ep 120 A Tase Too Far

Sometimes a routine traffic stop turns into something too bizarre for words, but not too bizarre to get sued over.

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March 21, 2022

Ep 119: A-OK to say Gay

Florida is drawing a line in the proverbial sand: a straight line.

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March 14, 2022

Ep. 118: Fancy Pants

Some folks were born to be smugglers, and some folks were just born to be on a Law Bite episode.

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March 7, 2022

Ep 117: God's Honest Truth

I swear to you, this episode is as close to the truth as this show will ever get.

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Feb. 21, 2022

Ep 116: Prison Party

Don't be surprised to see the Zurich West Prison as the newest listing on AirBnB (with "strip search" as a featured amenity).

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Feb. 14, 2022

Ep 115: Super Sick Monday

This is America, where football is a good reason to fall suddenly ill.

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Feb. 7, 2022

Ep 114: Chicken Thief

This is probably the corniest episode we've ever done, but it had to be done.

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Jan. 31, 2022

Ep 113: Chalk Talk

Someday we will no longer have to endure the tyranny of having the parking guy chalk our car tires in the 2-hour zone. Viva la re…

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Jan. 24, 2022

Ep 112: Brain Dead

Life hint: you can't just put lipstick on a dead guy and wheel 'im around town. Nobody's gonna buy it.

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Jan. 18, 2022

Ep 111: Justice Kicks A**

If I had a fake sledgehammer, I would fake pummel the WWE for this clearly illegal move...

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Jan. 10, 2022

Ep. 110: Racy Ref

It's basketball season, soooooo... who wants to get naked?

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Jan. 3, 2022

Ep. 109: NYC: Drugs 'R' Us

New York City-- the city that doesn't sleep (because it does way too many drugs).

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Dec. 20, 2021

Ep 108: Christmas Law and Order

It's time for our year-end review of bizarre Christmas laws over the years! From "candy canes for Jesus" to the government not tr…

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Dec. 13, 2021

Ep 107: The Re-Grifter

If at first you don't succeed... at least see if you can get your gun back.

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Dec. 6, 2021

Ep 106: Rubberman

When it's time to get your Covid shot, yes, you have to use your own, real arm.

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Nov. 22, 2021

Ep 105: Holiday Hanky Panky

Put the Christmas lights down, and back away from the house! By the authority of the Westchase Community Association security squ…

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Nov. 15, 2021

Ep 104: The Lion Queen

Some of us are animal-lovers, and some of us just want to be an animal's lover.

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