Episodes

Nov. 6, 2021

Ep 103: Blondeness, Whiteness

Be careful the next time you promise everyone you're not going to jail, because... you're probably going to jail.

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Nov. 1, 2021

Ep 102: Live Unicorn

No unicorns were harmed in the making of this episode-- just the tender feelings of your local customer service representative.

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Oct. 23, 2021

Ep 101: Bait Cars For Bonzos

In our view, "entrapment" isn't just a fancy word; it also sometimes makes for great TV.

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Oct. 16, 2021

Ep 100: Samurai Soldier

If you're a real ninja, please contact us at so that we can figure out what the he** just happened.

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Oct. 9, 2021

Ep 99: Best Jail Ever

The next time you get released from jail, don't be surprised when you get a follow up email with the subject line "How Did we Do?"

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Sept. 25, 2021

Ep 98: Satanists and Re-Gifters

If you were hoping to drink some goat's blood at your town's next city council meeting, you may be in luck.

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Sept. 18, 2021

Ep 97: MTG, Yah You Know Me

It's time to clear up a few misconceptions out there, like 1) politicians know anything about anything, and 2) what, exactly, con…

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Sept. 11, 2021

Ep 96: Q'Smack

Is there a 12-step program out there for people who are addicted to listening to Mike Lindell? Ok, well then it's back to jail, I…

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Sept. 4, 2021

Ep 95: Smells Like?

This one's for the grungers out there, especially those who were wondering what's up with that naked baby on the Nirvana album co…

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Aug. 30, 2021

Ep 94: Business Calls the Shots

For once, business gets to do what businesses have always done; decide what's good for business.

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Aug. 21, 2021

Ep 93: Here, Mittens!

It's our tribute to America episode, where we salute dumb people from all social and economic hierarchies.

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Aug. 14, 2021

Ep 92: Tuna Tussle

People, people: it's just a sandwich. Or maybe it's your ticket to riches...

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Aug. 7, 2021

Ep 91: D---s on a Plane

We don't suppose they'll ever stop serving alcohol on the plane; but as long as that's true, it's a good idea to keep plenty of d…

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July 31, 2021

Ep 90: Trackable Trucks

What's better than getting your truck stolen? Watching it go to the McDonald's drive-thru for a bite to eat.

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July 24, 2021

Ep 89: There are Rules, Dude

Sometimes you just wanna take the rules and roll 'em up and smoke 'em.

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July 17, 2021

Ep 88: Gator Maker

Florida is back, and more ornery than ever...

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July 10, 2021

Ep 86: The Sauce Boss

For all of you consumers who have been slighted on your to-go orders over the past year, this one's for you.

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July 3, 2021

Ep 86: Churro Kids

What was that sound? Oh, it's nothing: just the government legalizing whatever it was you just smoked/ snorted/ ingested/ put on …

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June 26, 2021

Ep 85: Be True to Your F'n School

Go ahead, youth of America, express yourself! The First Amendment now protects your right to tee off at the cheerleading squad an…

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June 19, 2021

Ep 84: Cocktail Country

What is this world coming to? And can we all please get a stiff drink for the road? (And don't forget the sippy straw...)

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June 12, 2021

Ep 83: Vaxxed Off

We're not doctors, but we're pretty sure that you should believe in medicine if you work in a hospital.

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June 4, 2021

Ep 82: The Delinquent Dilly

One thing is clear from the Covid pandemic: it has made weird people even weirder.

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May 29, 2021

Ep 81: Strip For Immunity

We continue our endless campaign to get everyone out there vaccinated-- even if someone has to get naked to make it happen.

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May 15, 2021

Ep 80: One in a Million Shot

Is it really necessary to bribe people to get vaccinated? Yes. Yes, it is.

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