Episodes

Sept. 27, 2023

Ep. 174: Zombies of the Midwest

When a bunch of dead dudes make laws, sometimes they come back to haunt you.

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Sept. 20, 2023

Ep. 173: Fees Please

We might actually send you a bill for listening to this episode.

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Sept. 12, 2023

Ep. 172: Drones and Stones

This year, tennis is more exciting than ever! (As long as you can be chill, bro).

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June 27, 2023

Ep. 171: (Oily) Pennies from Hell

Here's to all the small business owners out there-- especially the ones who go that extra mile for their employees.

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June 19, 2023

Ep. 170: You're the Father

One thing D-Bag Dads all have in common: they'll never stop doing stupid sh**. Happy Father's Day!

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June 5, 2023

Ep. 169: Nun too Pleased

When it comes to trans/ queer nuns, the issue is simple: wait-- what was the question, again?

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May 30, 2023

Ep. 168: Chat GPWhoops

These days, even lawyers can use ChatGPT to do simple things-- like getting disbarred.

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May 22, 2023

Ep. 167: The Shitsu Switcheroo

Sometimes when you're drunk, and you're driving, you just need someone to pin it on. Like your best friend.

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May 9, 2023

Ep. 166: Fox in the Courthouse

Sometimes people have to pay for what they say... and then the lawyers make money. Which is awesome.

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May 2, 2023

Ep. 165: Bent Over Rent

Sometimes life is stinky, or gross. The law says: get over it.

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April 25, 2023

Ep 164: Queer Eye for Straight Rye

Sometimes a beer can is so beautiful you just have to cry.

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April 19, 2023

Ep. 163: Fake Naked

AI is now making it so that pretty much anyone can go where no scumbag has gone before.

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April 10, 2023

Ep. 162: Derelict Deacon

It's wedding season! And we just got ordained...

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April 4, 2023

Ep 161: Gettin' Paid

Ol' Donny is back-- and so are the women who tolerated him.

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March 27, 2023

Ep. 160: Rigged Romeo

Sometimes being a criminal is a passionate affair.

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March 20, 2023

Ep. 159: The Pot Bunker

This one's for all of the upstanding citizens out there who want to maximize their drug use without getting fired.

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March 6, 2023

Ep. 158: Sweet Blue Dreams

When you're sleeping with the enemy, be sure to park legally.

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Feb. 27, 2023

Ep. 157: Kidneys for Kash

We've heard some crazy ideas in our time, but this one is so crazy that it might be sane. Nope, no it isn't.

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Feb. 20, 2023

Ep. 120: A Tase Too Far (Replay)

Law Bite reflects on one of last year's greatest moments... and how much it must have hurt.

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Feb. 13, 2023

Ep. 155: Cocaine Bear, Part Tooth

If there's one thing that humans have learned about drugs over the course of history, it's nothing.

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Jan. 30, 2023

Ep. 154: Robot Lawyer

Legal AI might be the new robot lawyer-- but hey, I was looking for a new job, anyway.

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Jan. 23, 2023

Ep. 153: Terminated

There's nothing worse than being fired. Unless it's because you're "too sexy."

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Jan. 16, 2023

Ep. 152: Pure Energy

Today we ask the question that has baffled the mystics over the centuries: are energy drinks just liquid crack?

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Jan. 9, 2023

Ep.151: CocaineBearManBoyPig

Sometimes dudes are more like animals. Animals that do drugs.

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