Episodes

March 21, 2022

Ep 119: A-OK to say Gay

Florida is drawing a line in the proverbial sand: a straight line.

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March 14, 2022

Ep. 118: Fancy Pants

Some folks were born to be smugglers, and some folks were just born to be on a Law Bite episode.

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March 7, 2022

Ep 117: God's Honest Truth

I swear to you, this episode is as close to the truth as this show will ever get.

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Feb. 21, 2022

Ep 116: Prison Party

Don't be surprised to see the Zurich West Prison as the newest listing on AirBnB (with "strip search" as a featured amenity).

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Feb. 14, 2022

Ep 115: Super Sick Monday

This is America, where football is a good reason to fall suddenly ill.

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Feb. 7, 2022

Ep 114: Chicken Thief

This is probably the corniest episode we've ever done, but it had to be done.

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Jan. 31, 2022

Ep 113: Chalk Talk

Someday we will no longer have to endure the tyranny of having the parking guy chalk our car tires in the 2-hour zone. Viva la re…

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Jan. 24, 2022

Ep 112: Brain Dead

Life hint: you can't just put lipstick on a dead guy and wheel 'im around town. Nobody's gonna buy it.

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Jan. 18, 2022

Ep 111: Justice Kicks A**

If I had a fake sledgehammer, I would fake pummel the WWE for this clearly illegal move...

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Jan. 10, 2022

Ep. 110: Racy Ref

It's basketball season, soooooo... who wants to get naked?

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Jan. 3, 2022

Ep. 109: NYC: Drugs 'R' Us

New York City-- the city that doesn't sleep (because it does way too many drugs).

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Dec. 20, 2021

Ep 108: Christmas Law and Order

It's time for our year-end review of bizarre Christmas laws over the years! From "candy canes for Jesus" to the government not tr…

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Dec. 13, 2021

Ep 107: The Re-Grifter

If at first you don't succeed... at least see if you can get your gun back.

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Dec. 6, 2021

Ep 106: Rubberman

When it's time to get your Covid shot, yes, you have to use your own, real arm.

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Nov. 22, 2021

Ep 105: Holiday Hanky Panky

Put the Christmas lights down, and back away from the house! By the authority of the Westchase Community Association security squ…

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Nov. 15, 2021

Ep 104: The Lion Queen

Some of us are animal-lovers, and some of us just want to be an animal's lover.

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Nov. 6, 2021

Ep 103: Blondeness, Whiteness

Be careful the next time you promise everyone you're not going to jail, because... you're probably going to jail.

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Nov. 1, 2021

Ep 102: Live Unicorn

No unicorns were harmed in the making of this episode-- just the tender feelings of your local customer service representative.

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Oct. 23, 2021

Ep 101: Bait Cars For Bonzos

In our view, "entrapment" isn't just a fancy word; it also sometimes makes for great TV.

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Oct. 16, 2021

Ep 100: Samurai Soldier

If you're a real ninja, please contact us at so that we can figure out what the he** just happened.

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Oct. 9, 2021

Ep 99: Best Jail Ever

The next time you get released from jail, don't be surprised when you get a follow up email with the subject line "How Did we Do?"

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Sept. 25, 2021

Ep 98: Satanists and Re-Gifters

If you were hoping to drink some goat's blood at your town's next city council meeting, you may be in luck.

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Sept. 18, 2021

Ep 97: MTG, Yah You Know Me

It's time to clear up a few misconceptions out there, like 1) politicians know anything about anything, and 2) what, exactly, con…

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Sept. 11, 2021

Ep 96: Q'Smack

Is there a 12-step program out there for people who are addicted to listening to Mike Lindell? Ok, well then it's back to jail, I…

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