Law Bite

Law Bite

Sex, drugs, and stupid lawsuits—these are the American staples. We’ll take you inside and outside of the courtroom… and then drive you to Mexico and leave you for dead.


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Recent Episodes

Ep. 127: Cash for Kids

May 15, 2022

How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of toilets, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash. *Remember to send u…

Ep. 126: Justice is Blind (and Naked)

May 9, 2022

Life hint: nobody wants to see their lawyer in their birthday suit. Not even the bartender.

Ep. 125: Magic Matrimony

May 2, 2022

To everyone who is getting married this year, it's a good idea to make sure that it's still 'optional' to get hammered at your wedding.

Ep. 124: Fake Fairy Fricassee

April 25, 2022

Things that belong in the courtroom: fairies, fighterjets, and freakin' fools.

Ep. 123: Cart Shark

April 18, 2022

Keep your friends close, and your golf carts closer.

Ep. 122: Sugar Daddy

April 10, 2022

Jury Excuse No. 625: I'm cheating on my husband, and it's exhausting.