Episodes

Here in Oregon, we're not even sure what "drugs" are anymore.

Sometimes a routine traffic stop turns into something too bizarre for words, but not too bizarre to get sued over.

Florida is drawing a line in the proverbial sand: a straight line.

Some folks were born to be smugglers, and some folks were just born to be on a Law Bite episode.

I swear to you, this episode is as close to the truth as this show will ever get.

Don't be surprised to see the Zurich West Prison as the newest listing on AirBnB (with "strip search" as a featured amenity).

This is America, where football is a good reason to fall suddenly ill.

This is probably the corniest episode we've ever done, but it had to be done.

Someday we will no longer have to endure the tyranny of having the parking guy chalk our car tires in the 2-hour zone. Viva la revolucion!

Life hint: you can't just put lipstick on a dead guy and wheel 'im around town. Nobody's gonna buy it.

If I had a fake sledgehammer, I would fake pummel the WWE for this clearly illegal move...

It's basketball season, soooooo... who wants to get naked?

New York City-- the city that doesn't sleep (because it does way too many drugs).

It's time for our year-end review of bizarre Christmas laws over the years! From "candy canes for Jesus" to the government not trusting stoners with Christmas trees, we cover it all in true holiday spirit. Happy New Year from Law …

If at first you don't succeed... at least see if you can get your gun back.

When it's time to get your Covid shot, yes, you have to use your own, real arm.

Put the Christmas lights down, and back away from the house! By the authority of the Westchase Community Association security squad!

Some of us are animal-lovers, and some of us just want to be an animal's lover.

Be careful the next time you promise everyone you're not going to jail, because... you're probably going to jail.

No unicorns were harmed in the making of this episode-- just the tender feelings of your local customer service representative.

In our view, "entrapment" isn't just a fancy word; it also sometimes makes for great TV.

If you're a real ninja, please contact us at so that we can figure out what the he** just happened.

The next time you get released from jail, don't be surprised when you get a follow up email with the subject line "How Did we Do?"

If you were hoping to drink some goat's blood at your town's next city council meeting, you may be in luck.