April 3, 2022

Ep. 121: Make Rice, Not Ice

Here in Oregon, we're not even sure what "drugs" are anymore.

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March 27, 2022

Ep 120 A Tase Too Far

Sometimes a routine traffic stop turns into something too bizarre for words, but not too bizarre to get sued over.

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March 21, 2022

Ep 119: A-OK to say Gay

Florida is drawing a line in the proverbial sand: a straight line.

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March 14, 2022

Ep. 118: Fancy Pants

Some folks were born to be smugglers, and some folks were just born to be on a Law Bite episode.

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March 7, 2022

Ep 117: God's Honest Truth

I swear to you, this episode is as close to the truth as this show will ever get.

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Feb. 21, 2022

Ep 116: Prison Party

Don't be surprised to see the Zurich West Prison as the newest listing on AirBnB (with "strip search" as a featured amenity).

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Feb. 14, 2022

Ep 115: Super Sick Monday

This is America, where football is a good reason to fall suddenly ill.

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Feb. 7, 2022

Ep 114: Chicken Thief

This is probably the corniest episode we've ever done, but it had to be done.

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Jan. 31, 2022

Ep 113: Chalk Talk

Someday we will no longer have to endure the tyranny of having the parking guy chalk our car tires in the 2-hour zone. Viva la revolucion!

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Jan. 24, 2022

Ep 112: Brain Dead

Life hint: you can't just put lipstick on a dead guy and wheel 'im around town. Nobody's gonna buy it.

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Jan. 18, 2022

Ep 111: Justice Kicks A**

If I had a fake sledgehammer, I would fake pummel the WWE for this clearly illegal move...

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Jan. 10, 2022

Ep. 110: Racy Ref

It's basketball season, soooooo... who wants to get naked?

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Jan. 3, 2022

Ep. 109: NYC: Drugs 'R' Us

New York City-- the city that doesn't sleep (because it does way too many drugs).

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Dec. 20, 2021

Ep 108: Christmas Law and Order

It's time for our year-end review of bizarre Christmas laws over the years! From "candy canes for Jesus" to the government not trusting stoners with Christmas trees, we cover it all in true holiday spirit. Happy New Year from Law …

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Dec. 13, 2021

Ep 107: The Re-Grifter

If at first you don't succeed... at least see if you can get your gun back.

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Dec. 6, 2021

Ep 106: Rubberman

When it's time to get your Covid shot, yes, you have to use your own, real arm.

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Nov. 22, 2021

Ep 105: Holiday Hanky Panky

Put the Christmas lights down, and back away from the house! By the authority of the Westchase Community Association security squad!

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Nov. 15, 2021

Ep 104: The Lion Queen

Some of us are animal-lovers, and some of us just want to be an animal's lover.

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Nov. 6, 2021

Ep 103: Blondeness, Whiteness

Be careful the next time you promise everyone you're not going to jail, because... you're probably going to jail.

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Nov. 1, 2021

Ep 102: Live Unicorn

No unicorns were harmed in the making of this episode-- just the tender feelings of your local customer service representative.

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Oct. 23, 2021

Ep 101: Bait Cars For Bonzos

In our view, "entrapment" isn't just a fancy word; it also sometimes makes for great TV.

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Oct. 16, 2021

Ep 100: Samurai Soldier

If you're a real ninja, please contact us at so that we can figure out what the he** just happened.

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Oct. 9, 2021

Ep 99: Best Jail Ever

The next time you get released from jail, don't be surprised when you get a follow up email with the subject line "How Did we Do?"

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Sept. 25, 2021

Ep 98: Satanists and Re-Gifters

If you were hoping to drink some goat's blood at your town's next city council meeting, you may be in luck.

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