Episodes

Ep. 162: Derelict Deacon
April 10, 2023

Ep. 162: Derelict Deacon

It's wedding season! And we just got ordained...

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Ep 161: Gettin' Paid
April 4, 2023

Ep 161: Gettin' Paid

Ol' Donny is back-- and so are the women who tolerated him.

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Ep. 160: Rigged Romeo
March 27, 2023

Ep. 160: Rigged Romeo

Sometimes being a criminal is a passionate affair.

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Ep. 159: The Pot Bunker
March 20, 2023

Ep. 159: The Pot Bunker

This one's for all of the upstanding citizens out there who want to maximize their drug use without getting fired.

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Ep. 158: Sweet Blue Dreams
March 6, 2023

Ep. 158: Sweet Blue Dreams

When you're sleeping with the enemy, be sure to park legally.

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Ep. 157: Kidneys for Kash
Feb. 27, 2023

Ep. 157: Kidneys for Kash

We've heard some crazy ideas in our time, but this one is so crazy that it might be sane. Nope, no it isn't.

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Ep. 120: A Tase Too Far (Replay)
Feb. 20, 2023

Ep. 120: A Tase Too Far (Replay)

Law Bite reflects on one of last year's greatest moments... and how much it must have hurt.

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Ep. 155: Cocaine Bear, Part Tooth
Feb. 13, 2023

Ep. 155: Cocaine Bear, Part Tooth

If there's one thing that humans have learned about drugs over the course of history, it's nothing.

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Ep. 154: Robot Lawyer
Jan. 30, 2023

Ep. 154: Robot Lawyer

Legal AI might be the new robot lawyer-- but hey, I was looking for a new job, anyway.

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Ep. 153: Terminated
Jan. 23, 2023

Ep. 153: Terminated

There's nothing worse than being fired. Unless it's because you're "too sexy."

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Ep. 152: Pure Energy
Jan. 16, 2023

Ep. 152: Pure Energy

Today we ask the question that has baffled the mystics over the centuries: are energy drinks just liquid crack?

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Ep.151: CocaineBearManBoyPig
Jan. 9, 2023

Ep.151: CocaineBearManBoyPig

Sometimes dudes are more like animals. Animals that do drugs.

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Ep. 150: Walker, Vampire Ranger
Nov. 28, 2022

Ep. 150: Walker, Vampire Ranger

C'mon take a holiday trip with us... through the wild west of Hershel Walker's mind. Note: Law Bite is taking a brief hiatus over the holidays, but not to worry, because we'll be back soon!

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Ep. 149: Straight Up Soccer
Nov. 21, 2022

Ep. 149: Straight Up Soccer

All I can say is... the World Cup is gonna be a super fun party. As long as you're not going to the World Cup.

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Ep. 148: Bad Chicken
Nov. 14, 2022

Ep. 148: Bad Chicken

Some crimes don't need to be crimes. And they certainly don't need to involve poultry.

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Ep. 147: Bees, Please
Oct. 31, 2022

Ep. 147: Bees, Please

Take the law into your own hands, and chances are... you're just gonna get stung.

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Ep. 146: How to Tackle a Problem
Oct. 24, 2022

Ep. 146: How to Tackle a Problem

Disclaimer: Law Bite does not condone violence-- unless it's funny and no one gets sued.

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Ep. 145: Clown Going Down
Oct. 17, 2022

Ep. 145: Clown Going Down

If you a) find clowns disturbing and b) need to stay up all night, listen to this episode.

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Ep. 144 You're going to Law School! (No You're Not).
Oct. 10, 2022

Ep. 144 You're going to Law School! (No You're Not).

It's time to get down to brass tacks about the strange vortex from which lawyers are born...

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Ep. 143: Trouble in Paradise
Oct. 3, 2022

Ep. 143: Trouble in Paradise

Bikinis, Booze, and Bros: have fun everyone, and remember that we're not responsible.

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Ep 142: Free Car
Sept. 25, 2022

Ep 142: Free Car

The next time you take a drive around town, don't be surprised to see a Kia locked to a bike rack.

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Ep. 141: Donka Donk
Sept. 12, 2022

Ep. 141: Donka Donk

We're not doctors, but we're gonna have to side with the donkeys on this one.

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Ep. 140: Fuzzy Handcuffs (and other Legal Conundrums)
Sept. 6, 2022

Ep. 140: Fuzzy Handcuffs (and other Legal Conundrums)

Our inquiring audience wants to know: where's the line between a dominatrix and the inside of a jail cell? The answer: fifty shades of the law.

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