Episodes

March 6, 2021

Ep 71: Remember the Muffins

What you don't know about the Q'anon Shaman rioter is that he may have had good intentions... or at least his lawyer wants you to…

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Feb. 27, 2021

Ep 70: Fake Grammas

No matter whether you're getting a covid vaccine or avoiding work, there's always a way to show just how low you can go...

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Feb. 20, 2021

Ep 69: (Episode 69)

It's ok to be a passionate advocate for your client, but maybe not passionate 'with' your client: a subtle-- but important-- dist…

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Feb. 13, 2021

Ep 68: Cats and Fire

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Just humans who act like animals...

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Feb. 6, 2021

Ep 67: Foul-Mouthed Florist

There's nothing more American than a florist who swears like a sailor and is damn proud of her misdemeanors, thank you.

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Jan. 30, 2021

Ep 66: The Porn Strikes Back

It's a listener's challenge this week on Law Bite! Check out the lewd details of a recent infamous case and send us your opinion …

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Jan. 23, 2021

Ep 65: Meta- Oops

Sometimes the law business is really the tech business-- and sometimes the criminals make every bit of that business easy as pie.

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Jan. 16, 2021

Ep 64: Organic A** Kicker

Every time you think that Trump rally-goers have finally exceeded expectations, along comes the Buffalo Man, aka Q'anon Shaman. A…

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Jan. 9, 2021

Ep 63: Selfie Siege

Law Bite brings you a special episode to help dispel two prominent rumors floating out there: 1) A capitol hill rioter tasered hi…

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Jan. 2, 2021

Ep 62: The Count(Down)

Happy New Year! Here's to democracy surviving all the abuse we've inflicted on it in the last four years. May we sweep the politi…

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Dec. 25, 2020

Ep 61: Don't Mess with Santa

The holidays are a special time for everyone, criminals included. But don't you dare f--- with Santa.

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Dec. 19, 2020

Ep 60: Shower Power

It's nice to know that in times of need, our legislators and agencies are responding with groundbreaking new regulations-- to hel…

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Dec. 12, 2020

Ep 59: Support the Troops- Ish

Question: What's more important than the US Military? Answer: Getting even with Twitter.   New: Find us on Podchaser!

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Dec. 4, 2020

Ep 58: Star Trek v Klu Klux Klan

Here's to all the judges, court staff, and lawyers that have to listen to nutjobs in the courtroom: just hang in there, it'll all…

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Nov. 21, 2020

Ep 57: TV Court

The fraud lawsuits continue on-- but not for anyone who actually cares about facts. And what are facts, anyway, except a reflecti…

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Nov. 13, 2020

Ep 56: Last Rat Standing

When you're the only lawyer left (of many) on the case, the question you have to ask yourself is: where is the exit, and how fast…

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Nov. 7, 2020

Ep 55: Drugs Across America

It's a drug free-for-all in this years election. Given the circumstances, is anyone that surprised?

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Oct. 31, 2020

Ep 54: Stupid is as Leopard Does

What do leopards, Wayne Newton's monkey, lawnmowers, and the election have in common? Answer: you get what you sign up for.

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Oct. 24, 2020

Ep 53: Money for Mushies, Caps for Free

Hippies, rejoice? Measure 109 on the Oregon ballot proposes to make psilocybins, aka mushrooms, legal for manufacture and adminis…

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Oct. 17, 2020

Ep 52: Annoying Shark

If you think that listening to politics these days is cruel and unusual punishment, just be glad you're not an inmate in the Okla…

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Oct. 10, 2020

Ep 51: Debate Hate

The debate is off, folks, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy some classic moments in confrontational history. Join us as we cel…

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Oct. 3, 2020

Ep 50: Who's Next

The impossible has happened, and from a legal standpoint, it's only going to get more impossible-er. Join us on Law Bite as we di…

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Sept. 26, 2020

Ep 49: You Ate the Cookie

The way things are going these days, you can't call the sheriff to arrest the criminals; the sheriff is too busy robbing your hou…

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Sept. 19, 2020

Ep 48: Oh, Canada

A Canadian man in a Tesla attempts to flee the cops in his Tesla Model S. While sleeping.

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