Episodes

Nov. 7, 2020

Ep 55: Drugs Across America

It's a drug free-for-all in this years election. Given the circumstances, is anyone that surprised?

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Oct. 31, 2020

Ep 54: Stupid is as Leopard Does

What do leopards, Wayne Newton's monkey, lawnmowers, and the election have in common? Answer: you get what you sign up for.

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Oct. 24, 2020

Ep 53: Money for Mushies, Caps for Free

Hippies, rejoice? Measure 109 on the Oregon ballot proposes to make psilocybins, aka mushrooms, legal for manufacture and adminis…

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Oct. 17, 2020

Ep 52: Annoying Shark

If you think that listening to politics these days is cruel and unusual punishment, just be glad you're not an inmate in the Okla…

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Oct. 10, 2020

Ep 51: Debate Hate

The debate is off, folks, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy some classic moments in confrontational history. Join us as we cel…

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Oct. 3, 2020

Ep 50: Who's Next

The impossible has happened, and from a legal standpoint, it's only going to get more impossible-er. Join us on Law Bite as we di…

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Sept. 26, 2020

Ep 49: You Ate the Cookie

The way things are going these days, you can't call the sheriff to arrest the criminals; the sheriff is too busy robbing your hou…

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Sept. 19, 2020

Ep 48: Oh, Canada

A Canadian man in a Tesla attempts to flee the cops in his Tesla Model S. While sleeping.

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Sept. 11, 2020

Ep 47: Snail Mail

What's the easiest way to screw up an election? Just wait until the deadline passes, and then say, "oops."

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Sept. 4, 2020

Ep 46: Kanye Gets Confused

Kanye West tries his best to fake his way as an independent. It does not go well.

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Sept. 2, 2020

Ep 45: (Bonus Round) The Gun Show

Christian delivers a heartfelt (and scathing) rebuke of those who can't handle their AR15s... sent directly from his home in Seas…

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Aug. 29, 2020

Ep 44: Genius in Hiding

It's a special week where we honor criminals of all kinds, especially those who admit they're guilty but would rather just skip t…

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Aug. 22, 2020

Ep 43: We Build an SUV

They tried to build the wall, but they ended up building their own bank accounts: Steve Bannon explains from inside his jail cell.

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Aug. 14, 2020

Ep 42: Football Fizzle

Football fans across the nation are crying in their soup thanks to the recent cancellation of college football games. Fortunately…

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Aug. 8, 2020

Ep 41: Elect This

Everyone calm down: there is no legal way to change the election date, unless and until Trump beats Nancy Pelosi in an arm-wrestl…

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July 31, 2020

Ep 40: You gotta fight... for your right... to Cockfight

You can hide behind religion for a lot of the stuff that you do, but let's not bring chickens into it.

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July 24, 2020

Ep 39: Maine Chainsaw Massacre

Sometimes when there's a fight over who's on whose side of the line, you just have to take matters into your own hands. With a sa…

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July 18, 2020

Ep 38: Maskgate

Not everyone who wears a mask is a hero, but those who don't... probably aren't.

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July 10, 2020

Ep 37: Love and the Law (in the time of Corona)

Mormon or not, you gotta love the idea of more people getting access to healthcare... even it's husband, husband, and wife.

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July 3, 2020

Ep 36: Idiot Warning

Happy 4th of July! As we head out into world with a bunch of explosives and a lot of alcohol, we know that you all will exercise …

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June 26, 2020

Ep 35: Eggstatic

Tensions are a little high right now, but that doesn't mean that we can't be civil. Eh, screw it. Go ahead and throw that egg.

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June 19, 2020

Ep 34: Miller Lowlifes

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, and the protesters from the lowlifes. What's the difference? Maybe the better que…

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June 12, 2020

Ep 33: Death Rally

We all miss sports... and maybe even political rallies, for that matter. But are either worth dying over?

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June 8, 2020

Ep 32: How Did We Get Here?

Today we discuss the backwards-ing of America, all the way from when things seemed to be going so well until-- well, until today.…

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