Episodes

June 4, 2021

Ep 82: The Delinquent Dilly

One thing is clear from the Covid pandemic: it has made weird people even weirder.

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May 29, 2021

Ep 81: Strip For Immunity

We continue our endless campaign to get everyone out there vaccinated-- even if someone has to get naked to make it happen.

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May 15, 2021

Ep 80: One in a Million Shot

Is it really necessary to bribe people to get vaccinated? Yes. Yes, it is.

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May 8, 2021

Ep 79: Farm to Jail

When life hands you $660,000... make wool. Then answer the barn door, 'cause its the feds.

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May 1, 2021

Ep 78: Vaccination Nation

Wherever you stand on the vaccination issue, somebody has a stupid opinion on it. Including us.

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April 24, 2021

Ep 77: Gender Bender

Gender reveal parties are all the rage, but c'mon man...

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April 10, 2021

Ep 76: Dead in the Red

If you think that credit card fraud is a laughing matter, then you'd be dead wrong.

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April 3, 2021

Ep 75: Felonius Junk

We can't decide which one of the following constitutes a felony: refusing to wearing a mask on a flight, or peeing on the seat.

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March 26, 2021

Ep 74: That's Just Your Opinion, Man

Why is it that lawyers always appear to be talking out of both sides of their mouth? Because they are.

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March 20, 2021

Ep 73: Win a Divorce

Sometimes you just need a hand getting rid of that special someone... legally.

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March 13, 2021

Ep 72: Theft for Tots

When you're out stealing a bunch of stuff, don't forget to grab a little something for the kids. That's just being a good dad.

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March 6, 2021

Ep 71: Remember the Muffins

What you don't know about the Q'anon Shaman rioter is that he may have had good intentions... or at least his lawyer wants you to think so.

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Feb. 27, 2021

Ep 70: Fake Grammas

No matter whether you're getting a covid vaccine or avoiding work, there's always a way to show just how low you can go...

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Feb. 20, 2021

Ep 69: (Episode 69)

It's ok to be a passionate advocate for your client, but maybe not passionate 'with' your client: a subtle-- but important-- distinction.

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Feb. 13, 2021

Ep 68: Cats and Fire

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Just humans who act like animals...

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Feb. 6, 2021

Ep 67: Foul-Mouthed Florist

There's nothing more American than a florist who swears like a sailor and is damn proud of her misdemeanors, thank you.

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Jan. 30, 2021

Ep 66: The Porn Strikes Back

It's a listener's challenge this week on Law Bite! Check out the lewd details of a recent infamous case and send us your opinion of how much this dirty bird plaintiff deserves ().

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Jan. 23, 2021

Ep 65: Meta- Oops

Sometimes the law business is really the tech business-- and sometimes the criminals make every bit of that business easy as pie.

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Jan. 16, 2021

Ep 64: Organic A** Kicker

Every time you think that Trump rally-goers have finally exceeded expectations, along comes the Buffalo Man, aka Q'anon Shaman. And his questionably stringent diet.

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Jan. 9, 2021

Ep 63: Selfie Siege

Law Bite brings you a special episode to help dispel two prominent rumors floating out there: 1) A capitol hill rioter tasered himself in the balls, and 2) Donald Trump is mentally stable.

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Jan. 2, 2021

Ep 62: The Count(Down)

Happy New Year! Here's to democracy surviving all the abuse we've inflicted on it in the last four years. May we sweep the political dust under the rug, never to be found again... until the next election cycle.

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Dec. 25, 2020

Ep 61: Don't Mess with Santa

The holidays are a special time for everyone, criminals included. But don't you dare f--- with Santa.

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Dec. 19, 2020

Ep 60: Shower Power

It's nice to know that in times of need, our legislators and agencies are responding with groundbreaking new regulations-- to help make our time in the bathroom more pleasurable.

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Dec. 12, 2020

Ep 59: Support the Troops- Ish

Question: What's more important than the US Military? Answer: Getting even with Twitter. New: Find us on Podchaser!

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