Episodes

Dec. 4, 2020

Ep 58: Star Trek v Klu Klux Klan

Here's to all the judges, court staff, and lawyers that have to listen to nutjobs in the courtroom: just hang in there, it'll all be over after you retire.

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Nov. 21, 2020

Ep 57: TV Court

The fraud lawsuits continue on-- but not for anyone who actually cares about facts. And what are facts, anyway, except a reflection of reality? And isn't reality irrelevant, your honor? I rest my ridiculous case.

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Nov. 13, 2020

Ep 56: Last Rat Standing

When you're the only lawyer left (of many) on the case, the question you have to ask yourself is: where is the exit, and how fast can I get there?

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Nov. 7, 2020

Ep 55: Drugs Across America

It's a drug free-for-all in this years election. Given the circumstances, is anyone that surprised?

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Oct. 31, 2020

Ep 54: Stupid is as Leopard Does

What do leopards, Wayne Newton's monkey, lawnmowers, and the election have in common? Answer: you get what you sign up for.

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Oct. 24, 2020

Ep 53: Money for Mushies, Caps for Free

Hippies, rejoice? Measure 109 on the Oregon ballot proposes to make psilocybins, aka mushrooms, legal for manufacture and administration.

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Oct. 17, 2020

Ep 52: Annoying Shark

If you think that listening to politics these days is cruel and unusual punishment, just be glad you're not an inmate in the Oklahoma County jail. Or a dad of small children. Same thing.

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Oct. 10, 2020

Ep 51: Debate Hate

The debate is off, folks, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy some classic moments in confrontational history. Join us as we celebrate bad behavior from judges, clients, and lawyers in open court.

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Oct. 3, 2020

Ep 50: Who's Next

The impossible has happened, and from a legal standpoint, it's only going to get more impossible-er. Join us on Law Bite as we discuss the bizarre mechanics of the 25th amendment, which involves the exchange of various power-grabbing love notes. …

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Sept. 26, 2020

Ep 49: You Ate the Cookie

The way things are going these days, you can't call the sheriff to arrest the criminals; the sheriff is too busy robbing your house.

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Sept. 19, 2020

Ep 48: Oh, Canada

A Canadian man in a Tesla attempts to flee the cops in his Tesla Model S. While sleeping.

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Sept. 11, 2020

Ep 47: Snail Mail

What's the easiest way to screw up an election? Just wait until the deadline passes, and then say, "oops."

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Sept. 4, 2020

Ep 46: Kanye Gets Confused

Kanye West tries his best to fake his way as an independent. It does not go well.

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Sept. 2, 2020

Ep 45: (Bonus Round) The Gun Show

Christian delivers a heartfelt (and scathing) rebuke of those who can't handle their AR15s... sent directly from his home in Seaside, Oregon, where he-- and so many others-- are a little tired of the idiocy.

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Aug. 29, 2020

Ep 44: Genius in Hiding

It's a special week where we honor criminals of all kinds, especially those who admit they're guilty but would rather just skip the punishment part, if you don't mind.

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Aug. 22, 2020

Ep 43: We Build an SUV

They tried to build the wall, but they ended up building their own bank accounts: Steve Bannon explains from inside his jail cell.

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Aug. 14, 2020

Ep 42: Football Fizzle

Football fans across the nation are crying in their soup thanks to the recent cancellation of college football games. Fortunately, Christian has a solution.

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Aug. 8, 2020

Ep 41: Elect This

Everyone calm down: there is no legal way to change the election date, unless and until Trump beats Nancy Pelosi in an arm-wrestling match. Pelosi, get to the gym. It's go time.

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July 31, 2020

Ep 40: You gotta fight... for your right... to Cockfight

You can hide behind religion for a lot of the stuff that you do, but let's not bring chickens into it.

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July 24, 2020

Ep 39: Maine Chainsaw Massacre

Sometimes when there's a fight over who's on whose side of the line, you just have to take matters into your own hands. With a saw.

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July 18, 2020

Ep 38: Maskgate

Not everyone who wears a mask is a hero, but those who don't... probably aren't.

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July 10, 2020

Ep 37: Love and the Law (in the time of Corona)

Mormon or not, you gotta love the idea of more people getting access to healthcare... even it's husband, husband, and wife.

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July 3, 2020

Ep 36: Idiot Warning

Happy 4th of July! As we head out into world with a bunch of explosives and a lot of alcohol, we know that you all will exercise due caution and read all firework warnings. Sure you will.

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June 26, 2020

Ep 35: Eggstatic

Tensions are a little high right now, but that doesn't mean that we can't be civil. Eh, screw it. Go ahead and throw that egg.

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