Episodes

This is America, where football is a good reason to fall suddenly ill.

This is probably the corniest episode we've ever done, but it had to be done.

Someday we will no longer have to endure the tyranny of having the parking guy chalk our car tires in the 2-hour zone. Viva la revolucion!

Life hint: you can't just put lipstick on a dead guy and wheel 'im around town. Nobody's gonna buy it.

If I had a fake sledgehammer, I would fake pummel the WWE for this clearly illegal move...

It's basketball season, soooooo... who wants to get naked?

New York City-- the city that doesn't sleep (because it does way too many drugs).

It's time for our year-end review of bizarre Christmas laws over the years! From "candy canes for Jesus" to the government not trusting stoners with Christmas trees, we cover it all in true holiday spirit. Happy New Year from Law Bite!

If at first you don't succeed... at least see if you can get your gun back.

When it's time to get your Covid shot, yes, you have to use your own, real arm.

Put the Christmas lights down, and back away from the house! By the authority of the Westchase Community Association security squad!

Some of us are animal-lovers, and some of us just want to be an animal's lover.

Be careful the next time you promise everyone you're not going to jail, because... you're probably going to jail.

No unicorns were harmed in the making of this episode-- just the tender feelings of your local customer service representative.

In our view, "entrapment" isn't just a fancy word; it also sometimes makes for great TV.

If you're a real ninja, please contact us at so that we can figure out what the he** just happened.

The next time you get released from jail, don't be surprised when you get a follow up email with the subject line "How Did we Do?"

If you were hoping to drink some goat's blood at your town's next city council meeting, you may be in luck.

It's time to clear up a few misconceptions out there, like 1) politicians know anything about anything, and 2) what, exactly, constitutes a HIPAA violation.

Is there a 12-step program out there for people who are addicted to listening to Mike Lindell? Ok, well then it's back to jail, I guess.

This one's for the grungers out there, especially those who were wondering what's up with that naked baby on the Nirvana album cover?

For once, business gets to do what businesses have always done; decide what's good for business.

It's our tribute to America episode, where we salute dumb people from all social and economic hierarchies.

People, people: it's just a sandwich. Or maybe it's your ticket to riches...