Episodes

Sept. 11, 2020

Ep 47: Snail Mail

What's the easiest way to screw up an election? Just wait until the deadline passes, and then say, "oops."

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Sept. 4, 2020

Ep 46: Kanye Gets Confused

Kanye West tries his best to fake his way as an independent. It does not go well.

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Sept. 2, 2020

Ep 45: (Bonus Round) The Gun Show

Christian delivers a heartfelt (and scathing) rebuke of those who can't handle their AR15s... sent directly from his home in Seas…

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Aug. 29, 2020

Ep 44: Genius in Hiding

It's a special week where we honor criminals of all kinds, especially those who admit they're guilty but would rather just skip t…

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Aug. 22, 2020

Ep 43: We Build an SUV

They tried to build the wall, but they ended up building their own bank accounts: Steve Bannon explains from inside his jail cell.

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Aug. 14, 2020

Ep 42: Football Fizzle

Football fans across the nation are crying in their soup thanks to the recent cancellation of college football games. Fortunately…

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Aug. 8, 2020

Ep 41: Elect This

Everyone calm down: there is no legal way to change the election date, unless and until Trump beats Nancy Pelosi in an arm-wrestl…

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July 31, 2020

Ep 40: You gotta fight... for your right... to Cockfight

You can hide behind religion for a lot of the stuff that you do, but let's not bring chickens into it.

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July 24, 2020

Ep 39: Maine Chainsaw Massacre

Sometimes when there's a fight over who's on whose side of the line, you just have to take matters into your own hands. With a sa…

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July 18, 2020

Ep 38: Maskgate

Not everyone who wears a mask is a hero, but those who don't... probably aren't.

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July 10, 2020

Ep 37: Love and the Law (in the time of Corona)

Mormon or not, you gotta love the idea of more people getting access to healthcare... even it's husband, husband, and wife.

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July 3, 2020

Ep 36: Idiot Warning

Happy 4th of July! As we head out into world with a bunch of explosives and a lot of alcohol, we know that you all will exercise …

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June 26, 2020

Ep 35: Eggstatic

Tensions are a little high right now, but that doesn't mean that we can't be civil. Eh, screw it. Go ahead and throw that egg.

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June 19, 2020

Ep 34: Miller Lowlifes

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, and the protesters from the lowlifes. What's the difference? Maybe the better que…

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June 12, 2020

Ep 33: Death Rally

We all miss sports... and maybe even political rallies, for that matter. But are either worth dying over?

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June 8, 2020

Ep 32: How Did We Get Here?

Today we discuss the backwards-ing of America, all the way from when things seemed to be going so well until-- well, until today.…

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June 6, 2020

Ep 31: Porn Star vs the Poison Toad

A foreign porn star faces manslaughter charges for an incident that surrounds a poison toad and a few good friends... eh, happens…

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June 1, 2020

Ep 30: Bonus Round- All in a Twitter

When you a hand a kid a gun, there's a good chance that they'll shoot their own foot with it... and the President's latest execut…

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May 29, 2020

Ep 29: Machete Broom Handle Undies Job

When looking for specialized sex services, make sure that whoever you hire is licensed and bonded. Ok, maybe not bonded... but de…

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May 22, 2020

Ep 28: Mannequins

As if life wasn't weird enough, you had to bring life size dummies into it: join us as we take a brief look at how the restaurant…

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May 16, 2020

Ep 27: The Bird is a Word

It's frustrating being in the middle of a pandemic... so go ahead and express yourself with your middle finger. Plus, a word of a…

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May 9, 2020

Ep 26: Grand Reopening

C'mon, man: be cool. That's the motto as the state of Oregon (and maybe its beaches) began to open its doors to the masses...!

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May 2, 2020

Ep 25: Rock Paper Scissors

It's not legal, or even enforceable, but since the courts are all closed, I say let's give it a whirl. Best two out of three.

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April 24, 2020

Ep 24: Lysol in Your Veins

We're no doctors, but we're pretty sure that you shouldn't put clorox in a syringe and mainline it. We're also pretty sure that w…

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