Episodes

No unicorns were harmed in the making of this episode-- just the tender feelings of your local customer service representative.

In our view, "entrapment" isn't just a fancy word; it also sometimes makes for great TV.

If you're a real ninja, please contact us at so that we can figure out what the he** just happened.

The next time you get released from jail, don't be surprised when you get a follow up email with the subject line "How Did we Do?"

If you were hoping to drink some goat's blood at your town's next city council meeting, you may be in luck.

It's time to clear up a few misconceptions out there, like 1) politicians know anything about anything, and 2) what, exactly, constitutes a HIPAA violation.

Is there a 12-step program out there for people who are addicted to listening to Mike Lindell? Ok, well then it's back to jail, I guess.

This one's for the grungers out there, especially those who were wondering what's up with that naked baby on the Nirvana album cover?

For once, business gets to do what businesses have always done; decide what's good for business.

It's our tribute to America episode, where we salute dumb people from all social and economic hierarchies.

People, people: it's just a sandwich. Or maybe it's your ticket to riches...

We don't suppose they'll ever stop serving alcohol on the plane; but as long as that's true, it's a good idea to keep plenty of duct tape on hand.

What's better than getting your truck stolen? Watching it go to the McDonald's drive-thru for a bite to eat.

Sometimes you just wanna take the rules and roll 'em up and smoke 'em.

Florida is back, and more ornery than ever...

For all of you consumers who have been slighted on your to-go orders over the past year, this one's for you.

What was that sound? Oh, it's nothing: just the government legalizing whatever it was you just smoked/ snorted/ ingested/ put on your tongue...

Go ahead, youth of America, express yourself! The First Amendment now protects your right to tee off at the cheerleading squad and everyone else that might piss you off.

What is this world coming to? And can we all please get a stiff drink for the road? (And don't forget the sippy straw...)

We're not doctors, but we're pretty sure that you should believe in medicine if you work in a hospital.

One thing is clear from the Covid pandemic: it has made weird people even weirder.

We continue our endless campaign to get everyone out there vaccinated-- even if someone has to get naked to make it happen.

Is it really necessary to bribe people to get vaccinated? Yes. Yes, it is.

When life hands you $660,000... make wool. Then answer the barn door, 'cause its the feds.