Episodes

June 19, 2020

Ep 34: Miller Lowlifes

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, and the protesters from the lowlifes. What's the difference? Maybe the better question is: who's asking?

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June 12, 2020

Ep 33: Death Rally

We all miss sports... and maybe even political rallies, for that matter. But are either worth dying over?

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June 8, 2020

Ep 32: How Did We Get Here?

Today we discuss the backwards-ing of America, all the way from when things seemed to be going so well until-- well, until today. Join us as we take our best guess as to how and why we got here, and …

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June 6, 2020

Ep 31: Porn Star vs the Poison Toad

A foreign porn star faces manslaughter charges for an incident that surrounds a poison toad and a few good friends... eh, happens all the time.

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June 1, 2020

Ep 30: Bonus Round- All in a Twitter

When you a hand a kid a gun, there's a good chance that they'll shoot their own foot with it... and the President's latest executive order is proof.

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May 29, 2020

Ep 29: Machete Broom Handle Undies Job

When looking for specialized sex services, make sure that whoever you hire is licensed and bonded. Ok, maybe not bonded... but definitely make sure they bring a machete.

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May 22, 2020

Ep 28: Mannequins

As if life wasn't weird enough, you had to bring life size dummies into it: join us as we take a brief look at how the restaurant industry is handling 'social distancing.'

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May 16, 2020

Ep 27: The Bird is a Word

It's frustrating being in the middle of a pandemic... so go ahead and express yourself with your middle finger. Plus, a word of advice: don't use your wife's phone to book an Uber to go visit your mistress.

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May 9, 2020

Ep 26: Grand Reopening

C'mon, man: be cool. That's the motto as the state of Oregon (and maybe its beaches) began to open its doors to the masses...!

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May 2, 2020

Ep 25: Rock Paper Scissors

It's not legal, or even enforceable, but since the courts are all closed, I say let's give it a whirl. Best two out of three.

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April 24, 2020

Ep 24: Lysol in Your Veins

We're no doctors, but we're pretty sure that you shouldn't put clorox in a syringe and mainline it. We're also pretty sure that we should leave virus cures to doctors.

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April 17, 2020

Ep 23: Zoom Bums

Does anyone care about their appearance anymore? Apparently not lawyers. And definitely not in Florida.

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April 10, 2020

Ep 22: SBA Swamp

Anyone can just take money on behalf of someone else... but can you can get that money to the person for whom it was intended? In the SBA's case, the answer is "maybe."

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April 3, 2020

Ep 21: Drunk Corona

Who wouldn't want to be drunk at a time like this? Just don't do it in your car... especially when you may or may not have coronavirus... and especially if you're not that bright.

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March 27, 2020

Ep 20: Unicorn Emergency

Are unicorns important? Yes. But the world's kinda busy right now. So we'll sort out your unicorn fight after it's over...

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March 25, 2020

Bonus Round: Throw Dad Out

In this bonus round, we answer a question that nobody asked us: how to throw your dad out of his own home.

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March 20, 2020

Ep 19: Can't Pay the Rent

Drastic measures go into place in Portland, OR in an effort to keep tenants in their homes. But will it work?

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March 13, 2020

Ep 18: Coronavirus vs. Colloidal Silver

Jim Bakker, favorite TV evangelist, is back to sell us his snake oil coronavirus cure-- until he got shut down by the Missouri state attorney general.

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March 7, 2020

Ep 17: Kim Kardashian, Atty at Law

Young and rich, yes, but out to save the world, too... it's Kim Kardashian, Attorney at Law (almost).

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Feb. 21, 2020

Ep 16: Naked in Utah

Insulation is itchy and gross, but in Utah you better keep your shirt on. Especially in front of your kids.

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Feb. 15, 2020

Ep 15: Dwarf Tossing

Dwarf- tossing may have its roots in drunk history, but Florida is having none of it.

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Feb. 7, 2020

Ep 14: Bag Full of Drugs

It's all in the bag on this one. 'Nuff said.

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Feb. 1, 2020

(Radio special) Impeachment (Relax)

You knew it was going to happen, but let's wrap it up for the masses- impeachment is over. Did it ever start?

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Jan. 25, 2020

(Radio Special) Tiny

A child molester and his wife sue for 9.5 million because the Mormon church reported it. Shame on them.

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