Episodes

April 17, 2020

Ep 23: Zoom Bums

Does anyone care about their appearance anymore? Apparently not lawyers. And definitely not in Florida.

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April 10, 2020

Ep 22: SBA Swamp

Anyone can just take money on behalf of someone else... but can you can get that money to the person for whom it was intended? In…

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April 3, 2020

Ep 21: Drunk Corona

Who wouldn't want to be drunk at a time like this? Just don't do it in your car... especially when you may or may not have corona…

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March 27, 2020

Ep 20: Unicorn Emergency

Are unicorns important? Yes. But the world's kinda busy right now. So we'll sort out your unicorn fight after it's over...

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March 25, 2020

Bonus Round: Throw Dad Out

In this bonus round, we answer a question that nobody asked us: how to throw your dad out of his own home.

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March 20, 2020

Ep 19: Can't Pay the Rent

Drastic measures go into place in Portland, OR in an effort to keep tenants in their homes. But will it work?

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March 13, 2020

Ep 18: Coronavirus vs. Colloidal Silver

Jim Bakker, favorite TV evangelist, is back to sell us his snake oil coronavirus cure-- until he got shut down by the Missouri st…

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March 7, 2020

Ep 17: Kim Kardashian, Atty at Law

Young and rich, yes, but out to save the world, too... it's Kim Kardashian, Attorney at Law (almost).

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Feb. 21, 2020

Ep 16: Naked in Utah

Insulation is itchy and gross, but in Utah you better keep your shirt on. Especially in front of your kids.

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Feb. 15, 2020

Ep 15: Dwarf Tossing

Dwarf- tossing may have its roots in drunk history, but Florida is having none of it.

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Feb. 7, 2020

Ep 14: Bag Full of Drugs

It's all in the bag on this one. 'Nuff said.

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Feb. 1, 2020

(Radio special) Impeachment (Relax)

You knew it was going to happen, but let's wrap it up for the masses- impeachment is over. Did it ever start?

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Jan. 25, 2020

(Radio Special) Tiny

A child molester and his wife sue for 9.5 million because the Mormon church reported it. Shame on them.

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Jan. 6, 2020

Ep 10: Radio Bites (Winter Candy)

It's a rundown of all the Radio Bites you've been missing over the past few months, replete with bleeps, stupid criminals, and du…

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Aug. 23, 2019

Ep. 9: Fall Break (Chicken Salad)

It's time to take a break from all of the madness, but not before Christian gets in one last jab at current affairs and pitches h…

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July 18, 2019

Ep. 8: Bikini Coffee

Christian discusses the latest effort to ban bikini baristas in Everett, Washington. Join the legal analysis that isn't afraid to…

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June 23, 2019

Ep 7: Coffee Talk

Local Coffee House owner Michelle lays out the down and dirty of owning a business and generally making it through life; Christia…

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June 4, 2019

Ep 6: Lady on the Radio

AJ, Christian's wife, appears as a special guest and sets the record straight. She and Christian discuss in depth topics such as …

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May 20, 2019

Ep 5: Newsreel (Alabama should get a vasectomy)

It's the latest and greatest in legal news. Christian runs everything down in this episode-- from crappy legislation in Alabama, …

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May 3, 2019

Ep 4: (Dirty Radio)

It's everything Christian wanted to say on the radio, but the FCC wouldn't let him. On this episode of "dirty radio," he expounds…

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April 25, 2019

Ep 3: Radio Bits

A special episode where we take a look back at a few of the 94.9 FM radio clips over the past few weeks, in all their radio-frien…

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April 16, 2019

Ep 2- Super Wings Suck

Zack and Christian are on a warpath against children's shows, prosecutors, and anything else that happens to come to mind.

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April 7, 2019

Ep 1: Lawyer Punch (Pilot)

Christian and Zack explore the risks of standing too close to your client when you get a bad judgment.

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