Episodes

We don't suppose they'll ever stop serving alcohol on the plane; but as long as that's true, it's a good idea to keep plenty of duct tape on hand.

What's better than getting your truck stolen? Watching it go to the McDonald's drive-thru for a bite to eat.

Sometimes you just wanna take the rules and roll 'em up and smoke 'em.

Florida is back, and more ornery than ever...

For all of you consumers who have been slighted on your to-go orders over the past year, this one's for you.

What was that sound? Oh, it's nothing: just the government legalizing whatever it was you just smoked/ snorted/ ingested/ put on your tongue...

Go ahead, youth of America, express yourself! The First Amendment now protects your right to tee off at the cheerleading squad and everyone else that might piss you off.

What is this world coming to? And can we all please get a stiff drink for the road? (And don't forget the sippy straw...)

We're not doctors, but we're pretty sure that you should believe in medicine if you work in a hospital.

One thing is clear from the Covid pandemic: it has made weird people even weirder.

We continue our endless campaign to get everyone out there vaccinated-- even if someone has to get naked to make it happen.

Is it really necessary to bribe people to get vaccinated? Yes. Yes, it is.

When life hands you $660,000... make wool. Then answer the barn door, 'cause its the feds.

Wherever you stand on the vaccination issue, somebody has a stupid opinion on it. Including us.

Gender reveal parties are all the rage, but c'mon man...

If you think that credit card fraud is a laughing matter, then you'd be dead wrong.

We can't decide which one of the following constitutes a felony: refusing to wearing a mask on a flight, or peeing on the seat.

Why is it that lawyers always appear to be talking out of both sides of their mouth? Because they are.

Sometimes you just need a hand getting rid of that special someone... legally.

When you're out stealing a bunch of stuff, don't forget to grab a little something for the kids. That's just being a good dad.

What you don't know about the Q'anon Shaman rioter is that he may have had good intentions... or at least his lawyer wants you to think so.

No matter whether you're getting a covid vaccine or avoiding work, there's always a way to show just how low you can go...

It's ok to be a passionate advocate for your client, but maybe not passionate 'with' your client: a subtle-- but important-- distinction.

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Just humans who act like animals...