Episodes

When life hands you $660,000... make wool. Then answer the barn door, 'cause its the feds.

Wherever you stand on the vaccination issue, somebody has a stupid opinion on it. Including us.

Gender reveal parties are all the rage, but c'mon man...

If you think that credit card fraud is a laughing matter, then you'd be dead wrong.

We can't decide which one of the following constitutes a felony: refusing to wearing a mask on a flight, or peeing on the seat.

Why is it that lawyers always appear to be talking out of both sides of their mouth? Because they are.

Sometimes you just need a hand getting rid of that special someone... legally.

When you're out stealing a bunch of stuff, don't forget to grab a little something for the kids. That's just being a good dad.

What you don't know about the Q'anon Shaman rioter is that he may have had good intentions... or at least his lawyer wants you to think so.

No matter whether you're getting a covid vaccine or avoiding work, there's always a way to show just how low you can go...

It's ok to be a passionate advocate for your client, but maybe not passionate 'with' your client: a subtle-- but important-- distinction.

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Just humans who act like animals...

There's nothing more American than a florist who swears like a sailor and is damn proud of her misdemeanors, thank you.

It's a listener's challenge this week on Law Bite! Check out the lewd details of a recent infamous case and send us your opinion of how much this dirty bird plaintiff deserves ().

Sometimes the law business is really the tech business-- and sometimes the criminals make every bit of that business easy as pie.

Every time you think that Trump rally-goers have finally exceeded expectations, along comes the Buffalo Man, aka Q'anon Shaman. And his questionably stringent diet.

Law Bite brings you a special episode to help dispel two prominent rumors floating out there: 1) A capitol hill rioter tasered himself in the balls, and 2) Donald Trump is mentally stable.

Happy New Year! Here's to democracy surviving all the abuse we've inflicted on it in the last four years. May we sweep the political dust under the rug, never to be found again... until the next election cycle.

The holidays are a special time for everyone, criminals included. But don't you dare f--- with Santa.

It's nice to know that in times of need, our legislators and agencies are responding with groundbreaking new regulations-- to help make our time in the bathroom more pleasurable.

Question: What's more important than the US Military? Answer: Getting even with Twitter. New: Find us on Podchaser!

Here's to all the judges, court staff, and lawyers that have to listen to nutjobs in the courtroom: just hang in there, it'll all be over after you retire.

The fraud lawsuits continue on-- but not for anyone who actually cares about facts. And what are facts, anyway, except a reflection of reality? And isn't reality irrelevant, your honor? I rest my ridiculous case.

When you're the only lawyer left (of many) on the case, the question you have to ask yourself is: where is the exit, and how fast can I get there?